Conversation of the day….

Penguin was telling me that on the diet she and her husband are on, she is only allowed 11 almonds per day for a snack. Her husband however, is allowed 33 almonds per day. She went on to explain that the reasoning is that women retain more fat than men.

Shug: That sucks…. We are built exactly the same.
Penguin: Well except for the penis
Shug: Well yeah, except for the sexy parts, those are different…. Maybe you should get a penis.
Penguin: Well, people tell me I have balls….
Shug: Well then, I think you should get 22 almonds for that!

Maybe it was funnier if you were there……