The lessons learned....
It's taken me almost a week to recover from last Friday....
No, not really! I'm just messing.
So, last Friday was the burlesque show. We were under the understanding that it started at 9:00.... It did not.... It actually started at 11:30. We spent the extra time doing Jell-O shots on the street and drinking $1 margaritas at the Mexican restaurant down the street. We then ventured back for the show... It was awesome! Although it was only about 20 minutes, it was crazy cool.... After the show, I even tried out the pole (no, it wasn't on stage....)
Lessons learned?
Don’t drink from the can of PBR that the bass player from the opening band is holding while he is flirting with you and your friend while standing in line for the bathroom.
Don’t end the night with a shot of tequila with said bass player as this leads to drunk dialing in the car on the way to the next bar….
Last night was a different story… I was a good girl, only having a few drinks, but looking like I was drinking a lot. It gave me the opportunity to have good visit with Guru. I hadn’t seen him in almost a year. While the rest of the girls were getting a bit crazy, we were chillin in the living room watching the Rams. The party ended early with a bit of a bang!
Lesson learned?
When getting a bunch of drunken lesbians together, DO NOT bring out your sex toys, as your friends may be tempted to run thru the house with them!
No, not really! I'm just messing.
So, last Friday was the burlesque show. We were under the understanding that it started at 9:00.... It did not.... It actually started at 11:30. We spent the extra time doing Jell-O shots on the street and drinking $1 margaritas at the Mexican restaurant down the street. We then ventured back for the show... It was awesome! Although it was only about 20 minutes, it was crazy cool.... After the show, I even tried out the pole (no, it wasn't on stage....)
Lessons learned?
Don’t drink from the can of PBR that the bass player from the opening band is holding while he is flirting with you and your friend while standing in line for the bathroom.
Don’t end the night with a shot of tequila with said bass player as this leads to drunk dialing in the car on the way to the next bar….
Last night was a different story… I was a good girl, only having a few drinks, but looking like I was drinking a lot. It gave me the opportunity to have good visit with Guru. I hadn’t seen him in almost a year. While the rest of the girls were getting a bit crazy, we were chillin in the living room watching the Rams. The party ended early with a bit of a bang!
Lesson learned?
When getting a bunch of drunken lesbians together, DO NOT bring out your sex toys, as your friends may be tempted to run thru the house with them!
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